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The PERFECT derrière...

Posted 2/3/2012 12:17:00 PM

Thanks to some folks who've dedicated some serious time to this... you can find out if your derrière is perfect!!
British researchers have a mathematical formula to tell if this is true.

Now…how do we determine what  "The perfect derrière" is exactly…well...these researches say: It "has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin,"

The math formula is this: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)

which means:
(Shape + Circularity) x (Bounciness + Firmness) / (Texture - Vertical Ratio Symmetry).

First, you have to assess the assets. Use a scale of 1 to 20 with 1 being the worst and 20 the best in the following categories described by Holmes:

S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

C = circularity (rounder is better)

B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

F = firmness (too much push to that cushion ...



Dreams...can be really strange!

Posted 2/2/2012 10:45:00 AM

Since I’ve been pregnant…I’ve had some pretty strange dreams, and that includes last night. 

Last night, I dreamt my BOY dog had puppies in the basement
And I was bothered by this...because...1. I didn’t know that he was pregnant… and 2. That HE was a SHE

so…I decide after , I dunno…what seemed like a few days, to finally go down and check out these puppies…and they were practically full grown.

Now…my dog that had puppies in the dream is a Lab/Sheppard cross (see this pic ---->)
and he ended up having, 2 that looked like cocker spaniels, 2 that looked like golden retrievers…and 1, was a white poodle-like dog, with orange curly ears and orange fur tuffs…with purple hand prints on it’s back…and…IT WAS A CARTOON??!!!!

PLEASE...if you know what this means...can you explain it to me!!!
I mean...if this isn’t bizarre…then I don’t know what is…

BTW...i did find this DREAM ...



155 Bpm...

Posted 2/1/2012 11:49:00 AM

I just wanted to share this little 12 sec piece of audio with you!
Thanks for letting me share!

Lianne